Saturday, December 1, 2012

Santa Claus was an Alien: The GREATEST Christmas Story Never Told

They say all myths are based on truth, and the myth of Santa Claus is no different. Unfortunately, the story that we have been told about Santa is a lie. We have been kept from the TRUTH behind Santa Claus. If you think you can handle the truth, continue reading:

I have reason to believe that Santa Claus was real, and that he was a magical alien from beyond the stars and dimensions. Before you dismiss this immediately as BS, be sure to continue reading below. Keep your mind open. Question everything.

Santa Claus in Ancient Times

The existence of Santa Claus dates back to ancient times, where he was originally known as Saint-Nicholas. Ancient wall-carvings in Nine Mile Canyon of Utah, depict a man traveling across the sky with a herd of reindeer.

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

So who or what exactly was Saint-Nicholas? where did he come from? what did he do? and why did he do it?

The TRUE History of Saint-Nicholas (Santa Claus)

Saint-Nicholas was a humanoid alien from the coldest planet in our solar system, Pluto. The inhabitants of Pluto (Pultonians) closely resembled human beings of earth, suggesting that we have common ancestors. Having achieved a high level of consciousness, the "Plutonians" were very peaceful and spiritual; they possessed all knowledge of the universe and were able to travel to higher dimensional planes. They mostly operated on the 5th to 6th dimensions. Their physical bodies had a substantial amount of body-fat and body hair--especially facial hair, in order to keep them warm on the cold planet.

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

A long time ago, the environment and celestial structure of Pluto was quickly deteriorating due to a pole shift. Pluto was quickly turning into a Dwarf Planet, which meant it would no longer be able to sustain life, including inter-dimensional entities such as the Plutonians.

Being the only survivor of Pluto's natural disasters, Saint-Nicholas quickly assembled a herd of flying magical reindeer, tied them to a sleigh and departed Pluto to search for a new home. Saint-Nicholas eventually landed on Earth, which back then, consisted of early civilizations and societies. Being accustomed to extremely cold temperatures, Saint-Nicholas secluded himself in the North Pole, where he became friends with the local Eskimos, who would in the future, work as his "Helping Elves".

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

Saint-Nicholas and Spiritual Awakening

During his inter-dimensional observations on the earthlings, Saint-Nicholas noticed that the people on Earth were extremely primitive, despite their technological and social developments. He realized that the people were disconnected from their higher selves; they had no sense of spirituality, and were extremely materialistic.

He also saw that the entire world was controlled by small groups of people called governments. He could see that the governments were deliberately poisoning the earthlings--physically, mentally and spiritually in order to make them more docile and easier to control. Saint-Nicholas knew he had to do something to put an end to this evil empire.

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

To raise the consciousness of the earthlings, Saint-Nicholas would visit each of them in their sleep--Saint-Nicholas would travel through the astral realms and into the dreams of the earthlings, where he would proceed to increase their consciousness and vibrations. Due to the huge population, Saint-Nicholas could only do this once a year, taking the rest of the year off to recuperate his spiritual powers.

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

Saint-Nicholas showed people the true evil nature of their materialistic values, and taught them that eliminating their desire for material objects would lead to true happiness. After many years, when the people were ready, Saint-Nicholas began teaching them the path to enlightenment. It is believed that Buddhism originated from Saint-Nicholas' teachings. Buddha is often depicted as a Joly Fat Man.. sound familiar?

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

People would awaken the next day feeling empowered, yet peaceful. Saint-Nicholas did this for a number of centuries, which eventually led to the Peace and Love Hippie movement in the 1960's and 1970's. The governments were losing control of the people as more earthlings became awakened to the corruption of their "leaders"--all thanks to Saint-Nicholas' "gifts".

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

The "powers that be" had no idea what was causing this mass awakening. The government installed "security" cameras (CCTV cameras) all over the city to spy on people. They wanted to catch whoever was spreading this spiritual "propaganda". Because Saint-Nicholas operated beyond the physical realms, the cameras could never capture him.

However, the cameras could capture people talking amongst each other; the word started spreading amongst the people of a Jolly Fat Man entering their dreams every year to enlighten them. Being inter-dimensional aliens themselves, the government leaders had captured Saint-Nicholas in the 4th dimension, and threatened him to stop what he was doing, or he would be forced to leave planet Earth.

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

The government allowed Saint-Nicholas to continue his work, but under a few conditions: As worshipers of the Dark Side, the government forced Saint-Nicholas to change his name to Santa Claus, which is an anagram for Satan Lucas/Lucifer. Also, he was no longer allowed to spread spiritual awareness; instead of spiritual gifts, Saint-Nicholas was now forced to deliver gifts in the form of toys and shiny objects, which would lock people into the low-vibration material world. Also, his work would now be targeted mainly at children, whose innocence had yet to be broken.

Overwhelmed by the darkness of the government, Saint-Nicholas had no choice but to agree to their terms; he changed his name to Santa Claus, and turned his home in the North Pole into a Toy Factory, where he would produce useless material objects for children all over the world. By increasing the youth's attention to the material world, they would be programmed from a young age, to focus only on physical possessions, while ignoring all spiritual development.

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

These materialistic values would carry-over into adulthood, and when these children grew up, their lives would revolve around money, nice cars, shiny jewelry, expensive clothing, etc, further disconnecting them from their higher selves, and distracting them from the government's corruption. Obsession with the physical world distorted the people's perception of reality, making them easier for the government to control and manipulate.

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

Santa's Toy Factory

Throughout the year, Santa would recruit local Eskimos around the North Pole to help him construct toys for the children of Earth.

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

Then, once a year, Santa would travel across the planet, delivering his toys to the homes of the children. In order to complete all of his work in one night, he did everything inter-dimensionally, through space and time with the aid of his flying reindeer, who by the way, are the ancestors of Earth's reindeer, deer, moose, and all other animals that have antlers on their heads.

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

Word had spread around the world about Santa Claus and the presents he gave to the children. He became very popular and people began to leave out milk and cookies for him, as a sign of appreciation.

As years went by, this tradition continued, and parents no longer had to buy toys for their children; why spend money on toys when you can get them delivered to your chimney every year for free? Toy Corporations were quickly losing profits, and since the governments were funded by the toy corporations, they were not happy. In the eyes of the government, Santa was taking money from them, and they had to put an end to it.

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

The governments tried to pull Santa out of the toy business, but he refused to close down his Toy Factory. The governments explained to Santa that if he continued to give out toys for free, the toy industry would totally collapse. Santa confessed that it was his plan all along to destroy the toy corporations, thus destroying the evil governments... MUAHAHAHA!

The Death of Santa Claus

At first, the governments sent a mischievous Alien from Saturn known as The Grinch, to sabotage Santa's work. The Grinch's efforts proved futile, and Santa sent him to another dimension. Permanently.

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

The governments immediately went to Plan B: They paid a visit to Santa in the North Pole and burned down his toy factory along with Santa's Eskimo helpers. When Santa tried to escape on his sleigh, they shot him to death, and proceeded to shoot all of his his flying reindeer in their faces; this is where the story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer originally came from--the government changed the story for kids, as some kind of sick joke.

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

Next, they began to spread propaganda about Santa being fake. At first, people did not believe the lies. Eventually the propaganda in the media (TV, film, newspapers) became so strong, that people had begun to believe that Santa really was fake.

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

The governments continued to push the annual gift-giving tradition, and turned it into a commercial holiday that was no longer exclusive to children; now EVERYBODY (kids, teens, adults, elderly, etc) could benefit from the tradition of buying stuff for each other. This tradition had netted huge profits for the corporations, which = more money and power for the governments, which = more power over the people, which resulted in more purchases of useless material items; a sick vicious cycle had begun.

The government named the holiday Saturnalia, in honor of their favorite planet, Saturn, which was the home-planet of their evil Alien friend, the Grinch, who was now stuck in a hellish dimension, thanks to Santa.

Santa Claus was Real and was he an Alien

Eventually, the Christian Church jumped on the wagon and started claiming the tradition as their own, calling it Christ-mas. The governments began collaborating with the churches and put a religious spin on the holiday, and changed its name from Saturnalia to Christmas. By associating Christmas with the birth of Jesus Christ, the holiday appealed to all of the Christians, which = more profits for the churches, who also funded the governments. The introduction of Christmas trees, lights, and fancy decorations created a whole new industry, which also resulted in more profits for the governments.

The gift-giving and religious propaganda became so powerful that people had completely forgotten the true history of Santa. The world's memories of Santa were altered, and he was now perceived as a myth and a commercial figure.

The Spirit of Santa Lives on Within You

Although Santa no longer exists, his spirit lives on. His message was clear: Do not lose yourself in material possessions. Connect with your spirituality. Awaken to your true potential. Remember who you are. Raise your vibrations and go ride your sleigh tonight!

28 comments:

  1. Very entertaining. Thanks for sharing!
    LOL @ Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer! good one! :D

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    1. But in saturn they have blue blood. So Rudolph should have been the blue-nosed reindeer.

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    2. The article claimed grinch was from saturn. It clearly states santa and the reindeer were from pluto

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  2. Santa's Little ElfDecember 1, 2012 at 7:15 AM

    You sir, are a genius.
    I really enjoyed reading this... so many hidden truths throughout the entire story!
    You should get this published somewhere!

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  3. This was actually really good. I can imagine a movie being made after this lol

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  4. thank u for writing this. this story is a true gift. happy holidays, my friend!

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  5. Excellent read. Many lessons to be learned in this story, and it couldn't have come at a better time. This version of Santa Claus is actually very believable. Keep up the good work!

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  6. Your historical perspective is a little off, but at least you wrote something. This piece is entirely anti-government. The internet is an example of what people are, can be and will be if left to their own devices. Without some sort of leadership, most people flounder. Thousand of years on this planet and people still kill each other. Until they refuse to hate and kill other humans, there can be no government worthy of its name and power. The government is us.

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    1. The story can be interpreted in a number of ways, but you are right; we ARE the government. The problem is, we (government) have been taken over by some very evil entities.

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  7. very well-written, with some very important messages! Great work!

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  9. First post I read for you is about Gangnam Style song, I admired most of what you wrote and some I found conspiracy theory exaggerated in a way that I felt you started hallucinating in fiction of yours!

    Please, don't make me change my mind about your writings by writing such articles that makes me laugh like I'm reading something that is meant to make people laugh!!

    Please get back to your rational cognition.

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  10. So what is the time frame of allbthis?? You stated a lot of info toy industry being gift etc....when was this. And how was it so ling ago that everybody forgot?? ....I guess you never studied the likenesses between Santa and the norse god odin. eight flying reindeer bs irons eight legged horse....odins little helper...who happened to be black....same physical features. What's the time frame if you don't have specific dates or atleast years when this multidimensional being was "shot to death"...didn't know those types of beings could be killed.

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  11. good....

    political and goverment is bullshit.

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  15. The fiery red color opens people up to the lower astral, making them more programmable.

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  16. There is a kindle Ebook that includes a chapter called Santa Claus is an alien.
    It's called THE MAGIC OF THE FLOATING LADY.

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  17. Great anĂ¡lisis! this is a real site!

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  18. I knew there was something different about those reindeer. lol

    http://www.jigsdinner.com

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  19. rudolf the red nose reindeer lolz wow tthis was cool ... they shot santa to death, and proceeded to shoot all of his his flying reindeer in their faces; this is where the story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer originally came from lol this was really good one

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  20. When one month was no longer enough for the greedy leaders changed this 'Holiday' into Christmasthanksween a three month long marketing plan designed to get people to buy tons of stuff that has nothing to do with their actual lives.

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  21. I think tou were one of the esk7mos survivors

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