Sunday, November 18, 2012

The Mayan Calendar is Actually an Agenda!

I have reason to believe that the Mayans are behind all of the world's major tragic events and natural disasters.

Before you dismiss this as BS, please continue to read below, then after conducting your own research, you may draw your conclusions. Open your mind. Question everything.

Who were the Mayans?

The Mayans were an ancient Indian race from Central America, whose existence dates back to 1800 BCE. The Mayans were known to be extremely spiritual, connected to nature and the divine, and were advanced in art, architecture, science, math, engineering, writing, farming, and astronomy among other things. They also possessed ancient knowledge pertaining to the secrets of the universe.

The Mayans are Behind all World Disasters

The Mayan "Calendar" is Actually an "Agenda"!

The Mayans are popular for their prophetic Mayan Calendar, which has successfully predicted many huge world events and disasters. Their biggest prediction states that the world will end around the year 2012. What the general public doesn't know is that the alleged Calendar was not a calendar at all! but rather, it was an AGENDA!, and the 2012 prediction refers to the day the Mayans plan to take over the world!

The countless events that are written in the Mayan Agenda have been carried out by a secret tribe of Mayan Warriors. All of the events lead up to their final goal, which is to take over the world by the end of the year 2012.

The Mayans are Behind all World Disasters

That being said, the Mayans have been behind all of the world's major disasters and tragic events, including the Holocaust, 911, Katrina, Fukashima, Sandy, and many more to come! All of these events have been planned out by their ancestors in the Mayan Agenda. The plans written within the agenda are now being carried out by the younger generations of the ancient tribe.

The Mayans are Behind all World Disasters

Where is this so-called Mayan Warrior Tribe?

Thanks to their advanced spiritual powers and knowledge of the universe, the Mayans are able to operate on higher dimensional planes of our reality; perhaps the 4th or 5th dimension. It is from these dimensions, that they are able to manifest natural disasters and tragic events, which will eventually lead to their dominance over the world.

The Mayans are Behind all World Disasters

Any inconsistencies in the predictions interpreted from the Mayan Agenda can simply be explained by the fact that any predicted event that did not unfold, in fact did happen, but in alternate realities.

The True Nature of the Mayans

In mainstream media, the Mayans are portrayed as peaceful civilized spiritual folk. However, despite their spirituality, the Mayans are extremely bloody, barbaric, and they often perform animal and child sacrifices. If you consider that the Illuminati perform similar rituals, it would be no surprise that the Mayans and Illuminati are in cahoots with each other.

The Mayans are Behind all World Disasters

What Can We Do?

According to several interpretations of the Mayan Agenda, the world will end around the year 2012. This does not imply that everybody on earth will be killed off. Though, many of us will be killed off, the world will live on.

The Mayans will take over entire universe, ending our world as we know it. They have been planning it for thousands of years, as proven by the events written in their Mayan Agenda. It is up to us to raise our spiritual awareness, so that we can defeat the Mayans and restore peace on earth once and for all! It's now or never, I ain't gonna live forever. I just want to live while I'm alive.

26 comments:

  1. just go write a book god dammnit. Make some money.

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  2. The mayans cant take over the worldbecause they have been cut down to size by european imperialism

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    1. As I've mentioned in the blogpost, most of the surviving Mayans are now living on higher dimensions of our reality. They operate on different frequencies, rendering them invisible and more powerful than us, as we are stuck in the low-density 3rd dimension.

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    2. you mean this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plane_(esotericism)

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    3. Hi macchoi, Is there anyway i can get more information on this? I am writing a summary and article about it. How can i contact you? email?

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  3. :( I´m scared . What can i do ?

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  4. The only agenda that has ever been going on is the Christian agenda. Who did the Mayans ever hurt?

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    1. Uhmmm.. the article just stated that the Mayans performed blood sacrifices of children...

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    2. Are you seriously gonna take your own word as proof? You wrote the article! Who the fuck cares what "you" say about a culture you obviously know nothing about. Enjoy spreading this nonsensical bullshit about a bunch of our fallen brothers and sisters and when Karma finally circles around you'll get what's coming to you for spewing this septic and moronic load of lies and poorly orchastrated propoganda. Way to prove your point by repeating yourself btw... Lemme guess you're also a Creationist... One day you're gonna get so stupid from reading your own filth that you'll actually lose control of motor functions and be like the reverse Stephen Hawking. Enjoy going through diapers twice faggot

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  5. All this is true, don't laugh about it. There is a part of the agenda calling for Obama, who is a direct descendant of the Mayan people. How do I know? I read it on the Internet. Bonjour!

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  6. ok, now you sound crazy, i am only saying that bc i am actually freaking out right now.
    i really hope you are crazy and not right!!!

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  7. :))))) a calendar agenda it matters what it is? you see this world is no diff form other 100000000 worlds ...the battle for power is and will be a problem for any civilization ...we can say that every civ on this planet wanted to rule the earth at some point some of them ruled a part of it some where killed (sumer,Babilon) and others not the mayans are the problem now is the 1% the rules the world the 1% making ouer life like shit...the awakening is not going to happen people dont care to see the truth they like money and maia apocalipse they like big screen tv and porshe they love THE GREEN PAPERS theire GOD ...and God does not exist...or is he...you people will never know ...you never look for him I mean realy (im not religiuos my self i'm sorry for my bad rwiting but the truth is the God lies in you in every one of you in you case in small dose) Humanity will bring apocalipse by there hands not GOD's not maia not the sf book the bible you humans are going to destry your selvs by your evil ways you poisoned brains hope the host here can forgive my sencerity and may Light show you the path

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  8. that bon jovi last line was hilarious....

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  9. Obviously they have been successful! I knew Obama isn't really American!

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    1. Technically that would be American...

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  10. This is all pretty stupid.

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  11. RIIIIGHT. DEEEEFINITELY. A race that got wiped out 2000 years ago will kill us all & take over the world. That DEFINITELY makes sense.

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  12. This is funny. I made the connection before too. Maybe whites really came from native americans and still practice these atrocities in secret. What about the chapapoyas of Peru? A book written by the ex-wife of a Satanist...something called 'The Family Tree' makes reference to these sacrifices in the beginning.

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  13. 2014 and still alive. #YOLO

    This article is extremely hilarious though, I can see the words "This is all complete bullshit" written in it.

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  16. You know decendents of the mayans still live in south america right? They no longer know how to read the language because of the spanish killing most of them off, but the language is still spoken. Be careful, spreading ignorance can have negative consequences...

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